I confess that sometimes it takes a while for me to fully understand situations, and I’m a little slow. The activities of Westboro Baptist Church used to worry me. Since non-Christians and neutral observers viewed them through the media, I worried that they would think Westboro Baptist Chruch represented Jesus and and his message. I truly failed to recognize the great service that Westboro Baptist Church was doing for all Christians. Thanks Westboro Baptist Church for your awesome service. Now I understand what you stand for.
Thanks Westboro Baptist Church for being a toxic collection zone. We really appreciate you drawing membership from all over the country. We always used to struggle when your members were in our churches creating factions, stirring up hatred, putting people down, and teaching by example of ‘what not to do.’ It was hard for us to explain to visitors that your members were teaching by ‘anti-example.’ Now with all of them in one place, it is much easier to explain. We have also found with them over there with you and not here with us, things are better. We just never could master that ‘anti-example’ method. Thanks.
Westboro Baptist Church an Example of Modern Day Phariseeism
Thanks Westboro Baptist Church for giving an example of modern day Phariseeism, we were forgetting what it looked like. Now with you guys acting it out daily, we don’t even need to tell people to look it up or read about it in the Bible; we can just point at you. That ‘anti-example’ is so clever. Thanks.
Thanks Westboro Baptist Church being a case study in how being obnoxious in the name of God can lead to persecution. Now, when we don’t think that kindness, love, and honesty are bringing about sufficient persecution and we think that somehow our witness is inadequately contrasting the world, we can imitate your behavior and feel better about ourselves. Thanks.
Thanks Westboro Baptist Church for showing us how to treat gays. We were confused. Actually we’re still confused, so maybe you can send us a memo. So we understand we are to love our friends; that’s easy. And Jesus said for us to love my enemies, we get that. Please send us a memo and let us know what that third category is, we can’t figure it out. Thanks, but waiting for more information.
Most of all, thanks Westboro Baptist Church for making it easier for us to define our churches by saying we’re not like Westboro Baptist Church. You guys are awesome. We would never be able to master the ‘anti-example’ method like you. It is a very effective teaching method when handled by masters like you.
Oh and by the way, maybe you guys would like to purchase an ABV, then newest version of the bible, New Version of the Bible. We can make up a few three page copies for you.